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It’s for people who appreciate practical comfort and a loud sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g\/m² for year-round comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing construction\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves\/inner label and DTG for main artwork for vivid, durable graphics\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and EU 2-year warranty; made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not iron\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- ******Made to order. Please double-check size and design before purchasing. 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