Never Killed a Mountain Lion But I’ve Choked a Cougar T-Shirt

This is a sturdy, everyday tee that speaks in a dry, outdoorsy voice. The bold back print—aged gold and tan lettering—reads like a wink from someone who spends weekends chasing trails, telling stories around campfires, and laughing at their own tall tales. The shirt feels substantial but breathable, with a classic crew neck and relaxed fit that slips on after a long hike or pairs with jeans for an evening at the local bar. It carries a slightly vintage, lived-in look so the message sits comfortably as part of a worn-in rotation rather than shouting for attention. Wear it to signal a love of rugged humor and mountain life, or hand it to the friend who collects ironic souvenir shirts from road trips and hunting lodges.

Product features

- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for breathable, durable wear

- Tubular knit body without side seams for reduced waste and cleaner silhouette

- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to preserve shape and prevent stretching

- Dual print methods: DTF for sleeve/neck details and DTG for main graphic for crisp, detailed artwork

- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certification, and EU 2-year warranty; made in Nicaragua with ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat

******Made to order. Please double-check size and design before purchasing. Orders cannot be canceled once production begins.*******